Welcome! Coming to you live from my quarantine room where I’ve been for the last 56748 years. I finally caught the rona-19. It’s all the rave! Moving on to the horoscopes.. I’d like to continue the tradition of all things death as I did last Scorpio season! Oh come on! It’s not as bad as it sounds. By the way, I’m using a new deck. So the names of the cards may sound a little different. It’s called Xultun Tarot, a Maya tarot deck.

Leo: Always first! What needs to die for you this season? 8 of Staffs says the drive to destination. It is there to remind you to enjoy the ride. The journey. Stop to smell the roses. You know. All those cliché sayings. Also, someone is growing tired of you using them. Cut it out. Your color: jade. Your animal messenger: the yellow cat with the bobbed tail. It isn’t there to judge, it’s just hungry. Leave it an offering of some food.

Libra: Time to get up! 2 of staffs says it’s time to officially do something stupid! Why do you second guess everything? The world isn’t all bad. It’s time to adventure as not one but two. take the leap! Your color: sunflower. Your animal messenger: mourning dove. It takes your sadness and release it to the wind. Leave it an offering of some seeds outside.

Virgo: Just because people have the image of a perfect family filled with dinners and shopping does not mean that is your same ideal. Let them tend to their festivities and do what makes you happy. So, let the imaginary idea of perfect die in Scorpio season. 10 of Cups says so. We all know it’s smoke and mirrors anyways. Live in your authenticity! Your color: electric blue! Your animal messenger: the crane. Master of balance. There to teach you patience. Leave him an offering of a handful of berries.

Aquarius: Scorpio season says kill the high maintenance, and so does the 4 of Jades and 8 of Jades. You have the mindset of, money is just paper, who cares. Well, something good is coming up and you will need the extra dimes for it. A well needed trip out of the every day life and work. Enjoy the little things for now, so you can enjoy your upcoming adventures! Color: abstract. Animal messenger: the squid. An aquatic animal that teaches you to blend with your environment. Leave some pretty shiny things outside in a bowl as an offering.

Taurus: You have an art of making something out of nothing. People use you for this. It’s time to stop letting them! Let them make their own miracles. 2 of cups says all you have to do is be there. Lend a hand when needed but only if it’s shared. Stop taking on all the responsibility of this relationship. Your color: salmon. Your animal messenger: the long faced horse. They think what he does is easy, until they try it for themselves. Leave a couple of carrots out for an offering.

Capricorn: Okay, I’ll play along. But no one else is. You think you have this all under control and that’s okay. It makes you feel better. But 2 of Jades say to let that illusion die. You know, the one that says you have to have things under control all the time? The one you’ve been striving to convince that you have your entire life together and sorted is the exact one that is beginning to find you boring and uptight. Your color: cedar needle green. Your animal messenger: the rabbit. Try following it. Also, leave it some clover on the porch.

Sagittarius: Ooof. A bit high strung and on edge hu? Waiting for that attack. You can feel it in your arrows! It’s no one. No one but you. You are the attacker. What will you do now? Take yourself down? It’s a mirror. You are projecting. All that you are angry about is on you. Time to heal the inner child that keeps throwing a tantrum and making the present you seem like an ass. What does little you need? Your color: grey. our animal messenger: the tree frog. Clinging to whatever can hold its weight. Leave her some offerings of used coffee grounds outside.

Gemini: You do what you want! You always have, and in the end that leaves some people uneasy. Only Virgos and Capricorns can handle such a manner without running with fear. You have a strong sense of self. Their is a reason why the air signs feel different. Because they fly above all watching. Observing. You know what’s best. If they can’t handle you or your truth then they don’t need a place in your life anyway. But do let some love in. I fear your heart is becoming petrified. Your color: Orange. not like the sunset, but like the smoke filled skies. Your messenger: a little blonde girl. She knows the truth. Listen to her stories. Then give her sweets in thanks.

Aries: You are working out of boredom. Playing little games to intrigue you. Like a cat with a little mouse by the tail. Knock it off, or you will end up flirting with the wrong person and end up walking down the isle. Facts. People always fall in love with you too easily and then you have another stalker on your hands! Your color: Ocean blue to calm the fires. Your animal messenger: The stick bug. Teaching you to blend more into your surroundings, to be so vibrant will only make you a target. Leave some cinnamon outside as an offering.

Pisces: Love is following you, but turns out, that’s not what you actually wanted. You needed to be sure that you could still love after the great loss. That is all. You are perfectly fine on your own but the thought of never being able to love again scared you, so you needed to be sure. Now, let the notion die that you can never love again. Focus on your teaching skills. It’s very important right now that you set a good example. Pisces is the only one who can translate Scorpio. A lot of people will be looking to you for advice right now and you need to be ready emotionally for that. Your color: blood red. The messenger: you. You hold the messages right now. Use your intuition to help people.

Cancer: You seem sad. 5 of Cups in reverse says it’s time to cut that out. Stop crying over spilt milk that happened years ago. It still pricks you because you still grasp the thorny stem. Let if fall. Let your wounds heal. Your color: indigo. Your animal messenger: seagull. They are there to alarm you and bring you out of your unnecessary thinking. Like an annoying reminder! Leave them some shells on your windowsill as thanks.

Scorpio: An altercation with a Leo is coming up. Keep your head up and use the strategies of a Leo to get through this. Have pride, walk tall, and have incredible patience. When this is all over you will be win but feel defeated. Be quick to find some water to heal your wounds. Your color: orange/brown. Your messenger: The Lion. I’m not supposed to know why, but you will know in time. (Sorry, I don’t control the message.)

Today it’s Scorpio’s death and some hard truths about what we need to let go of. I love you all and I hope it’s raining!

Okay, I’m tired. But I feel like this is necessary. I’m going to jump right in cus I can’t think of anything to say… I do feel like everyone needs to check on the Virgos. They don’t know what to do with the flood of emotions that’s coming through. Be there for them. And after writing all of these, check on your Taurus friends as well.

Libra: Happy almost Birthday! We need to get your mind right for the next two weeks. Work on letting things go and don’t fuck with any strangers right now. They are not to be trusted. Stick to people you already know. When I say strangers, I mean, don’t be going out looking for some strange! It’s not a good time to be meeting new people for you. So, get your head right (it never takes you more than a couple of days to bounce back from a funk) and dance. NO new friends!

Single Scorpio: Somebody is finally going to unleash the freak in you! And it’s about gotdamn time! Oh plot twist, it’s the one you have been friend zoning cus you THINK they don’t have what it takes. Trust me, they do, and they have been waiting for you to give them a try so they can blow your mind.

In a relationship Scorpio: Things are finally starting to calm down with you and that someone. Looks like their have been some heated arguments. Or at least, you have been aggressively arguing with them in your head and don’t want to say it out loud cus it’s too petty to argue about so you just sit there and sulk… Put all that rage into sex. If you can do anything, it’s take a heated situation and make it steamy (water sign).

Sagittarius: Speaking of sex, are you out there? I know it’s been a while but, don’t forget to remind them that they are here for a good time, not a long time. Things get too comfortable and you might just dip. I know it’s been on your mind. Guilt can make you, of all the signs, stay in a relationship because you don’t want to see them hurt. You can have love for somebody and not be in love babe. Either way, you need to get yours.

Virgo: Happy STILL your birthday! How you doing? Not feeling like yourself at all because the emotions are hard to handle while you are trying to process them. Ok, take the time to cry or be upset, THEN think about why you were that way and what to do. I want to say “just let it out and don’t think about it” but you don’t work that way. So allow yourself time to feel the feels.. then make a list of what could be going on with you or making you feel this way.

Aries: People are clinging to you because they envy your easy going lifestyle and want to mimic that but really it’s just getting on your nerves cus they can’t hang! And on a totally different note, looks like someone close to you is going to be going through a loss pretty soon. Be their for them. You are likely the only person they want to talk to.

Pisces: Keep going! You are almost there. I know it doesn’t feel like it, but you are almost where you need to be in divine timing! Now is NOT a time for path change. Stay in the lane you are in and things are about to work out in your favor!

Gemini: Maybe they don’t understand what you meant? Maybe they don’t understand YOU? Maybe you read the signals wrong? All I know is, I’ve never seen you so confused and mind fucked. Take a few steps back. Ignore them, and see what happens. I feel like they are being entertained by the chase game with you and that’s childish shit, but that’s an Aquarius opinion. Ghost them for a minute, see what they do.

Cancer: Check on the Virgos! You are able to relate to them on a level nobody else can. Talk them off the ledge and then some good home cooking. Stay inside for the next couple weeks. You are too nice a human to be out in this hateful ass world right now. Invite friends over, make a feast, and live your best life INSIDE the shell for a couple weeks.

Leo: You hiding for? I see you. What have you been up to? These petty games have got you into a rut hu? I know it seemed cute at first but now you made the wrong one fall in love with you And they WILL blow your cover! OOF karma is making your bed tonight. You have got to shit or get off the pot! (Sorry so harsh but it was a strong reading and, believe it or not, I watered it down to about 50 proof so…) Get your mind right or get out of these “relationships”. Same goes for addictions, not just relationships.

Capricorn: Jeez, stressed out much? You give things so much power over you. Look, from the outside we see someone stressing over nothing. But only you know the importance of what you are doing. Since I’ve never been able to understand Capricorns ( and I’m dominant Capricorn) I’m going to say this: You need a day, a WHOLE ASS DAY, where you hang out with friends. ONLY friends. If you don’t put some space between you and this “project”, (Which now I’m thinking is a person) you are going to spoil a good thing. BACK OFF!

Taurus: Finally the dust settles and you see what’s left to be swept up from the wreckage. Scary, the things you can survive. Even though your heart is heavy, people still rely on you. I know it’s hard to be strong. And all you want if for someone to take the wheel and let you rest, but this is your bridge to cross. Life lessons. Call me if you need me, okay?

Aquarius: I saved you for last cus your life is boring right now! No new sparks, no excitement, no heat! I know it’s boring but now is a time to read, to study the things you love. To open your mind to the knowledge that you love! How long has it been since you watched a documentary and taken notes? Get that notebook out! Enjoy the peace while it lasts.

Well hello my little death angels! Let us start with a shit show like the rest of the year, shall we?

Leo: we will start with you! How are you doing with your mother? Are things patchy and not how they used to be? Try reconnecting with them and see where it leads. If anything it will give you a better idea on where you stand instead of wondering. Things are hard for you right now and a mother is what you need. Someone to comfort you and tell you it’s all okay (even if it isn’t your biological mother). Avoid any big outings. Settle down a while. Your color: magenta. Your cards: 8 of cups & the Hermit. ( I apologize if your mother is deceased, I write the reading how I get it, sometimes it can be harsh and I’m sorry.)

Virgo: Happy birthday! Why are you still sitting around? I know you despise this time of year because you’re in overdrive, but use it towards something fun. You don’t always have to be productive you know. It’s time to let loose! Tell those who are dependent on you that you need a break and they will have to fend for themselves for a while! Your color: white and sandstone. Your cards: 6 of Pentacles & 9 of Pentacles.

Pisces: Careful not to project your inner emotions on the ones you love. You don’t know how to understand or process the feelings you are having right now, so the best thing to do is just avoid company. You don’t mean to, but when you feel bed, and you are trying to communicate, it comes out sounding hateful (which you aren’t). Now to understand the feels I think meditation is best. YouTube you a guided meditation based on what you feel like (i.e. sadness, loneliness, irritated) and really reach inside yourself. Pisces has the ability to understand dreams and the subconscious. Use it. Your color: black. Your card: The Moon.

Libra: As Leo with the mother, you are with issues of the father. With Mars in Aries, this makes a lonely, almost dependable Libra. Things between you and your father (or father figure) seem so distant. You long for that connection, far that security. It’s okay to want that. Just don’t go looking for it in all the wrong places then hate yourself for what you have gotten back into. Take some time to make a call or visit a father or father figure. It will help. Your color: baby blue. Your cards: 6 of Swords & 9 of Swords.( I apologize if your father is deceased, I write the reading how I get it. Sometimes it can be harsh and I’m sorry.)

Scorpio: What a hot mess we are lately! You are finally about to come out of your funk! Someone delivers you some good news and you finally have something to look forward to. However, I want you to be prepared anything. Whatever this great venture is, feels like it comes with great surprise and change. Doesn’t feel bad, just shocking! Be ready for anything and take some chances! Love you! Your color: sunshine! Your cards: The World & Page of Pentacles.

Sagittarius: You have been a hot mess too. The crying has GOT to stop. All the Venus in Cancer vibes are real for you hu? Maybe you should tap into some of the Neptune in Pisces feels and try some lucid dreaming? It is perfect timing! Don’t drink or smoke before doing it though. Yes! Go to dreamland! Your color: navy blue and purple. Your card: 7 of Cups & The Magician.

Gemini: Love is looking for you. You aren’t interested! Tell them to get lost. You are tired of the game of cat and mouse where you are ready for the relationship and they aren’t, then they are ready and you have already lost interest! Bye. Move along. Now, the one you DO have your eye on, ya know, the one you would never take home to momma, try it. Could be fun! Your color: Gold. Your cards: 8 of cups & Knight of Wands.

Aquarius: Life is too short to be stressing so much. I know you are worried about shit, but really, it’s out of your hands. Let some things go and focus on the small stuff. Chances are, something is happening right in front of your face and you aren’t noticing because your mind is in big picture mode. Zoom in and see what’s going on at home, rather than in the world. Your color: Cannonball Black. Your cards: 2 of Wands & King of Wands.

Capricorn: Love is sticky. You are knee deep in the sticky. Now, with your second thoughts, you want out of the sticky and you have no clue how to…become unstuck. I know you understand because you aren’t even a fan of the sticky love stuff. I’m not sure voicing your opinion will help because you will just be persuaded back into the sticky. I don’t know kid. You better get to deciding though. Your color: Fire. Your cards: 10 of Pentacles & Knight of Wands.

Taurus: Uranus in Taurus still has you in awe of the beautiful things and places. Settle in to this feeling (it will be this way for about 6 more years). Start a journal or some poetry. Use this time of your life to tap into your creative side. Make signs for your home. Craft. You know, things you like to buy, but do them yourself! The vibe is chill this month. Use this time to go with the flow and be creative! your color: metal. Your card: 4 of Wands.

Cancer: You are currently worried about a medical issue. Not that you would go to the doctor to get it checked out. You should talk to someone about it though. It will drive you crazy worrying and it’s likely nothing major anyways. You are just giving it too much power. Breath, and talk to a friend. Your color: electric blue. Your card: 4 of Swords.

Aries: Music is the only thing keeping you together right now. Here’s what you need to do. Go to the lake/river/ocean by yourself, take a blanket, jam to some of your favorite tunes, and have a drink. Stay the night. Leave the world behind. Sing. Listen to the water play in tune with your favorite song. THIS is the only thing you need right now. Let the rest go. Your song: Tyler Childers- Lady May. Your cards: 3 of Wands & 8 of cups. Walk away babe.

Yo! Long Time No See!

Whats up witches and muggles?! I’m back (she says in here creepy hag voice) with some horoscopes for your dark souls!!! I want to start with… what in hell is the matter with 2020 (she asked in her Blanche Devereaux voice)?! We are shifting into what seems to be the great awakening and it’s bloody fooking beautiful! I want to say how utterly proud I am of the generation behind me! You are doing the damn thing and giving this world the makeover it needs! I’m not even shitting you right now, I went to Chipotle and got me a little snacky snack and the adorable girl working there was like, yo, I have an extra reusable straw in my purse if you need one ( she noticed me not using a straw i guess) and I was like girl… you gone change the world! I love yall!

So before I cry, grab you some smoke and some water and lets do these horoscopes!!! As she shuffles the cards…..

Aries: You are getting mad crazy over things because you are trying to find a reason to leave. You DO NOT need a REASON to leave. you are aloud to just not be feeling it anymore, and move on without burning someones house down! It’s okay to be over it. You don’t need an excuse. So stop searching for one and just bounce. They’ll get over it. (jeeez harsh?) Okay so your animal messenger is the black bird. Spell for you is to spend some time alone outside to ground yourself, preferably under or near pine trees. Magical color: pearl!

Pisces: Gentle with yourself. You re doing your best. And you know what, you don’t even have to be doing your best all the time. You can do half-assed your best, or nothing at all. It’s all okay! Remember this when you are beating yourself up. You are enough. Pisces are for dreaming anyways. Leave all the “doing” for Leo and Virgo! Animal messenger: ginger cat! Spell: rose bath. Magical color: Turkish blue.

Taurus: Money coming in! careful to remember what you have already dedicated portions of it to. Make a list a head of time. You will have plenty left! ( For those of you with a Sagittarius moon.. watch for people with sticky hands! you are too trusting!) Animal messenger: Box turtle. Spell: get a tattoo or piece of art for your home! ( not a spell but okay) Magical color: charcoal.

Leo: When you walk into the room everyone is quiet.. why? It’s because everyone is talking about you babe! You have been doing extra good lately and they are jealous of that (as usual right?). Don’t let them make you feel guilty! You work for what you’ve got! Flaunt it if you want Queen! Animal messenger: snake (this is the time for you to be exploring the Kundalini after the lions gate) Spell: practice awakening the Kundalini. Magical color: Sangria red.

Aquarius: What can I say.. you are awkward. You get a lot of shit for it but it’s because most are on a different level that you. You ever wonder why you see some people stressing over something that seems so silly and irrelevant to you? It’s because you aren’t even in the same time-space as them. Not to say an Aquarius is “better” than anyone, you just operate with a different set of machinery (as she winks)! Animal messenger: The crow (if seen, shift your thought and energy, maybe even physically shift). Spell: Study and master a new subject! Magical color: Cannonball grey!

Virgo: If you let yourself stop and think a while, you could pinpoint what is making you so anxious and sad. Depression is easy when a Virgo can’t communicate face to face. I know you are known for being anti-social, but without socialization, you feel like you lose your place or purpose. So slow down, take some deep breathes and listen to your body. Ask it what it needs. Animal messenger: mouse. Spell: meditation. Magical color: phoenix sand.

Scorpio: You will receive some startling news (in about 5 days). So be prepared. It’s unclear if it’s good or bad I’m sorry. But my advice is to breath before you answer the phone! The number 6 is involved somehow also…so watch for that too. Hell, make it spicy and play the #6 loto ticket at the checkout of the gas station! Who knows! But practice gratitude over the next 4 days! Animal messenger: possum. Spell: burn bay leaves by your bed at night giving thanks for the day. ( You can get them whole at the grocery in the spices isle.) Magical color: emberglow.

Cancer: You are busy doing your own thing lately. Not a lot of want for company or interaction. Allow yourself this time for at least the next week. Cancer’s battery is extremely low during the lions gate (8/8) so take this time out to recharge and prepare for what’s to come, which looks like a trip. You will need your strength for it! Animal messenger: pit bull. Spell: coal pieces (like from a fire) and some salt mixed together in your window would be good, you seem pretty vulnerable to energies right now too. Protect your space. Magical color: wood grain (not a color, i know).

Capricorn: It isn’t too good to be true, you are just worrying too much. IT’s okay to be happy you know!! Don’t fuck it up by over thinking! That is all! Enjoy a good thing while you have it! Don’t worry about the future! Live in the NOW! Animal messenger: Kittens! New life everywhere! Spell: practice a ritual for giving thanks! Make bread! magical color: forest green.

Sagittarius: When life gives you lemons! I want you to take every SINGLE opportunity offered to you for the next 5-8 days! Divine timing could not be better for you right now! Do all the things!!!! Animal messenger: turkey. Magical color: sapphire.

Gemini: Keeping your opinions to yourself right now would be a good idea! Everything you say may be real, but most are too sensitive for you right now and you may lose some friends and loved ones over it. Just listen for now and be supportive! It’s no time for criticism. Animal messenger: the deer. Magical color: gingerbread.

Libra: You have gotten yourself into an entanglement! HA! I only make light of it because you do! But listen, the other person isn’t. You better cut it off now unless you are willing to commit. Fair warning! I love you! Animal messenger: fish. Magical color: clay.

I hope it’s rainy wherever the hell you are! I love all 2 of you!

Happy Birthday Gemini! Welcome to your season. It’s been rough getting here. Hope everyone is keeping it together through all this. We aren’t here to talk about the rona though! I here, emerged from my underground layer, to bring news of your future! AKA just sat down at my computer to write some horoscopes. You ready? I want to be very Gemini extra and add some flavor too. Here we go.

Leo: This is not a time to be dying your hair, doing your nails, fixing up the outside. It is a time to detox the inside. Literally. Do a water fasting, juice cleanse, whatever. Just get your gut under control. Start some vitamins for healthy digestion. When you take care of your insides, you will come to find your outside irresistible! Spell: detox tea. Song: Have you ever seen the rain~CCR. Lucky color: iridescent. Animal messenger: Fox. Zodiac match: Leo.

Aries: I know you don’t like to do the adulting. You’re not a decision maker or a rule enforcer. You’re the fun one! Not the leader. You’re the muscles that carries the leader. A role your comfortable with. You have been torn from that comfort zone before. In fact you are still traumatized from it. But the sun is coming to rescue you Aries. It may seem like it’s all on your shoulders, but another fire sign steps in and takes the reigns just in time. Hold your ground till then. That’s your job. You are the decoy. Song: Pressure~Queen & David Bowie. Color: Blood red. Spell: Carry a piece of silver or wear silver jewelry. Animal messenger: mole. Zodiac pair: Sagittarius.

Aquarius: This black whole you’ve fallen into is eating at your soul. The door really isn’t locked. You see no way out but in reality, which you aren’t too familiar with, the exit is clearly labeled. In your mind, that couldn’t be the exit because it’s too easy. Nothing is easy, right? This has got to be a trap! It isn’t. Trust me. You are holding yourself hostage. And the guilt you are putting on yourself isn’t helping either. Spell: build an instrument and make music. Song: Hotel California~Eagles. Color: Midnight blue. Animal messenger: Blue Jay. Zodiac pair: Pisces.

Libra: What aren’t you saying clear enough. You will not settle for any less than exactly what you want. You would bend over backwards for someone you love but the acrobatics stop when people expect you to shape into what they want. You aren’t a project, like clay to be molded. You think for yourself. You don’t need another to be whole. they get Libra twisted when it comes to that. Just because you prefer the company of another does not mean you can’t live without them. Kindly remind them of that. If they still aren’t picking up what you’re laying down, get louder. Scream if you must, but do not bend. Do not change. Song: Satisfaction~Rolling Stones. Color: royal purple. Spell: Change your hair. (to you this is like changing your identity). you need that big energy shift. Animal messenger: Orange cat. Zodiac pair: Cancer.

Capricorn: Their is an ending coming. You done your best. It isn’t a victory but you will find it better this way. I know you are a goat, but try and be graceful. No big scenes or dramatic exits, okay? Please! It’s all good. Don’t make it more than it was. Then after, take a few days to pick up the pieces, pack a small bag, and find some open ground to be alone for a while. A few days even. Camp, catch your own food. Back to basics, that’s where your comfort lies. Get rid of the phone and reconnect with nature. It is truly where you belong. Song: Roadhouse Blues~The Doors. Color: Hunter Green. Animal Messenger: Butterfly. Spell: carry some coal. It soothes the blow of losing something. Zodiac pair: Virgo. They have all the answers you don’t want to hear!

Speaking of Virgo: Hoe fun are you lately?! You are really being a light to everyone going through it right now. More than you know. You are so strong and hold everything together and make it look so easy. I know it isn’t but you wouldn’t have it any other way. What I’m saying is, you are in for a breezy month. Enjoy it! Stay away from water though. No swimming this month. Boats are fine, but steer clear of swimming especially in big bodies of water. Color: Orange and yellow. Song: I Saw Her Standing There~The Beatles. Animal messenger: Mother Cows. Spell: Carry some apple seeds if you go around water. Zodiac pair: Taurus.

Cancer: This is not a time for love. Venus in Gemini isn’t your style of love. I’d wait this one out. If you are already in a relationship, give each other some space. Focus on work or hobbies for now. I’m telling you, Gemini in Venus is too savage for your tender heart. Find something else to do. Spell: Carry bark from a cherry tree (not the fruit tree) to protect your heart. Animal messenger: Dogs, loyal companions. Song: Bad Moon Rising~CCR. Color: nudes and beige. Zodiac friend: Capricorn.

Pisces: You long for the wind in your hair and the sun in your eyes. This has nothing to do with the love of another. Just the burning desire to get away to new beautiful places. Even if it means you stay in your car and drive for days looking at the views and scenery. Plan it. Do it. Go. It is time and nothing is strong enough to hold you back. You have to break free of this time loop you are stuck in. The same old same is deteriorating your very will to live (to be dramatic about it). Grab a friend, or don’t, and hit the road. It’s long over due. Spell: Cinnamon sticks for safe travels. Color: electric blue. Song: Paradise City~Guns and Roses. Animal messenger: snakes. Zodiac pair: Virgo/Gemini.

Sagittarius: Your craving adventure also. But an adventure down memory lane is not the best choice. You must resist. Their is a reason you moved forward before. Remember that reason. Don’t be blinded by the comfort. Because chances are, it isn’t comfortable anymore. It will be nothing like before. So point those arrows strait ahead baby! Straiten that crown! Move forward. The only reason you should ever look back is to make sure your ass looks good. Spell: Tigers eye or at least some rosemary to keep your head nostalgia. Song: Revolution~The Beatles. Color: Red/purple. Animal messenger: crane/ fish. Zodiac pair: Scorpio.

Gemini: Isn’t this supposed to be your season? It’s supposed to be all about you and it couldn’t be more opposite. You are about to blow and you should. Scream if you need to. Let them know what you stand for. Your kindness is not weakness! Let the other twin take over while you rest. She’ll definitely let the world know you are here to please no one and your only job is to take care of yourself. The rest are gifts that can be taken away. Spell: sleep, preferably with some sage nearby. Song: Bloody Sunday~U2. Animal messenger: Panther. Color: black/clear. Zodiac pair: your other twin Gemini.

Scorpio: Maybe check on your Pisces friends. But for you, It looks like some sadness ahead. A little down time. A little cry sesh. It’s cool. If you want to avoid it just get out of the house. That always seems to cheer you up. But if you feel like some down time, do it. Nothing wrong with some quiet time to reflect. It will be for no explainable reason. Nothing bad happening, just a little low. Spell: Have some warm sleepy time tea. Song: November Rain~Guns and Roses. Animal messenger: Spider. Color: Gray/sky blue. Zodiac Pair: Aquarius.

Taurus: Find you an Aries friend and get out of the house. You are overdue some fun. And leave the damn guilt of it at home. You deserve to breath and Aries could use some advice. One thing is for certain, you have done all you can for everyone else. They are getting spoiled to it. Make them see that you have more to do than cater to them. Song: Born to be Wild~Steppenwolf. Animal messenger: Ram. Color: Golden tones. Spell: Headphones and your favorite tunes. Block everything else out. Zodiac pair: Aries.

Should I stay or should I go?

Hope it’s raining wherever you are out there!

To be a social Aquarius, who gets her feels on conversations and interaction, I’ve been miserable. Almost depressed. Depressed at the thought that I may never get to sit in the middle of a crowded lecture room….

Anyways here are your horoscopes.

Virgo: I hear you! You’ve never really been in a position that where you didn’t know what to do, or couldn’t decide. Whatever pressure you are under, I want you to buckle. Give in. Say yes. Had it been two months ago I would have said wait. It’s time now. Say YES! You’ll see what I mean. Have some chamomile tea to relax a bit.

Leo: You haven’t had the best of luck. It’s coming to an end I promise. Their is a lesson in humility to be learned here. Karma is at full force right now with all these retrogrades. Take what she dishes out. Learn. Move forward with a bigger heart. Be as nice as possible for the next month. Even to yourself. Card: 5 of Pentacles reversed.

Taurus: Their is a new relationship on the horizon. A friendship. One that will teach you many lessons in reality that you tend to overlook in your own little world. It will be an odd pair I’ll admit, but it’s purpose is to sift your earthly energy. Let it. Follow them in all their adventures. See the other side of things. Card: Ace of Cups.

Aries: Now that the waters have settled, you can enjoy the sunshine! No more mind games. No more childish silent treatment. Carry yourself like the Emperor that you are! People only treat you how you allow them to. Repeat that throughout your day. Use this solar energy. Card: The Sun $ Night of Swords in reverse.

Cancer: You can’t pull yourself out of this one. This funk. It’s dark. Maybe call on a loved one to talk to. I’m not sure you can make it out of this one without some help. You seem to be consumed by it. Yes, call someone. It’s not as bad as you think. You are just trapped in your mind and need to be shown some compassion. Card: 6 of Swords in reverse.

Aquarius & Pisces: Start writing again. Journaling, poetry, stories about your life, simple notes about books or online stuff you are reading. It’s a direct outlet. For the next month, you will find that when you write, it is coming from somewhere other than your mind. When you read it a year from now you won’t believe it was you who wrote it. Aqua and Pisces are in a times pace where they have a direct link to the great source. I can’t explain it, but you will see. Dreams, all of it are important. Take note. So keep connected with with each other. You both are in a different mental dimension than the rest of the world.

Scorpio: Everyone thinks that you are so dark. This month, your water shows, and you sort of turn to mush! It’s because you get a wave of gratitude around the middle of this month and you don’t quite know how to “thank” everyone for how good they are to you and you just melt instead! Like here, here’s my beating heart in thanks for you making me a sandwich! a Scorpio trying to show appreciation is quite possibly the cutest thing in the world! Card: Night of Pentacles.

Gemini: You, on the other hand, are getting a little scary. I’m not saying to water yourself down, but at least turn down the thrash metal so you don’t scare your elderly neighbor! You explore this side of yourself from time to time. Kind of like, you have to go in the dungeon (your mind) to feed the dragon ( your twin) type deal. It never lasts long. Your vibe is chilling though. Let them keep walking. They can’t handle the dragon.

Capricorn: Are you bubbly? I can’t stop laughing. This side of you that’s about to be shown to the world is a miracle! You were such a Debbie downer, look at you now! A bubbly Brittany! HA! Enjoy this wave of excitement and love. It’s about time!

Libra: Alright! I saved you for one of the last, because everything is so neutral in your life right now. No darkness or despair. No excitement or adventure. Just sort of bland. Dig deep into your inner core in this free time. Use it to do some soul searching. Meditate and don’t take anything too seriously right now. The whole world seems to be intense apart from you. Let it happen. Keep your peace. Card: 9 of Pentacles.

Sagittarius: Now is not a time to make ANY decisions. Please take your time and don’t jump to conclusions or sign any papers. You need at least a week to process everything and a friend to look over things for you also. Detail is vital right now. Write down everything, and don’t rely on your memory. Card: 4 of Cups.

Today I’m going to take my own advise and start writing again. It’s raining here. I hope t is there too!

Happy almost Beltane my people! It’s been far too long! This quarantine has had me in a fog. I haven’t wanted to write in weeks but I have the sudden urge so let’s do this!

Aries: Everything has to fall apart right now. Let go with grace and keep your wits about you. Things were shit anyways. You don’t know it yet, but this is exactly what you need! Fresh start for the summer. After a good cry, move on. And change that living room around. Move the energy! Cards: The Tower & Page of Wands.

Leo: Clean out the closet. Their is something in there you have forgotten. It will spark that fire you’ve felt like you’ve lost. The memories will wash over you like a cold spring. That is your muse. Get to work. Music helps. Cards: 5 of Wands & 8 of Pentacles.

Taurus: You have not been forgotten. Actually the opposite. Why must you play the game of heartbreak? Swallow your pride and make the first move! It’s time my love!Cards: 7 of Swords & The High Priestess.

Sagittarius: Time to put on your bossy britches! Put that beautiful foot down and say what you feel. The end of the world is no time to be a doormat! Let the words spill from your heart. Use those arrows if you have to! Cards: 7 of Cups & 4 of Swords.

Gemini: The wait is over. Nothing can keep you separated, not even the end of the world. Love is love is love is love. That’s all. Cards: 5 of Pentacles in reverse & King of Swords in reverse.

Capricorn: Stop being difficult. You have to expand your mind a bit. Loosen up ya know. Remember You don’t always have to be the tough guy. You can be gentle. It doesn’t make you weak. It will be a breath of fresh air to your loved ones too. Be silly. dance. Giggle! Cards: The Star & Knight of Pentacles in reverse.

Virgo: If you can just find that “fuck it” button, press it! This is no time for uniform acts of sanitary confinement! You have got to be bold my friend! Tell people to fuck off. The shock is likely to work more than the intended intimidation, but whatever works, right? Cards: 10 of Pentacles in reverse & 6 of Swords.

Aquarius: Just when you think things have settled down… a surprising twist! Now you have the resources to make this quarantine time into gold. Spin your magic. It’s time to make creative goodies. You need an occupation anyways. Why not profit from it? Cards: Ace of Pentacles & Death in reverse.

Libra: This money coming will bring the light back into your soul. I know, I know, money doesn’t equal happiness. But when you feel like all is lost, that sense of security makes the difference. Buy yourself something nice, online of course! You deserve this much for having to hide all that beauty indoors! Cards: Page of Cups & The Magician.

Scorpio: You need friends right now. Catch up with an old classmate. The same old company is getting stale, I know. Reach out to old friends. It will bring the comfort you are lacking right now. Avoid the sappy music, boo. It only makes matters worse.

Cancer: Step back. Don’t say anything. Just let them vent. You’re good at this so it shouldn’t be a problem. Just saying, don’t take it personal. The fire isn’t meant for you. You just happen to be feeling the heat from it. Stay calm. They will appreciate it. Cards: The Tower in reverse & King of Pentacles.

Pisces: When all else fails, plant a garden. If you haven’t started one yet, you should. Their is no place for your tender heart in the madness of the world right now. Time to create your own world. Even if it’s some herbs in your window.. You long to see life again. This is the safest way for you. Steer away from Virgos for a while. You can’t handle the drama. Cards: The Hierophant in reverse & 3 of Wands in reverse.

I hope it’s raining wherever you are in the world! Love from Fern!!

It’s a beautiful day in my neck of the woods and my attitude has drastically changed! I hate to sound so basic as to say that the weather determines my mood, but it truly does! I sleep with the winter and wake with spring. Like a tree. We are truly all the same in that way. Maybe we are all just trees in dormant when we die. Waiting for our next season or life. Anyways! Here are your very exciting, overly-upbeat, way too springy, taro-scopes!

Aries: (7 of Swords and 8 of Swords) You feel like you’re getting things done, but it will all seem to lead in a circle. Let it be. Relax. Their is nothing you can do anyways. Things are fine. It’s just not your move yet. Use some lavender to help relax. Calming scents will help.

Pisces: You seem great on the outside but something is still keeping you up at night. You bond with almost everyone you come in to contact with. So, in turn, you are feeling their feelings and emotions. It’s weighing you down. To help swerve this empathetic energy, wear orange and cream colors. It is a less attractive color to the emotional eye. (The Star & 9 of Swords)

Cancer: Love is on the way! You happen to be in the right place at the right time and all the magic happens. It’s going to be fun trust me! Also long-term. This is also marriage for all you taken people! Everything is finally going well. Use vanilla to sweeten the air elements around you! (2 of Cups)

Capricorn: You’re going about things a whole different way than you’re used to. It’s good, just kind of overwhelming at times. The up-coming event or gathering is going to be a HIT! Your cup runneth over! Use rosemary.

Sagittarius: Life is becoming a lot less stressful with the spring. You seem to change with the seasons as well. It makes life a lot lighter with the sun on your face! Get outside and explore. Wear browns and earth tones to neutralize the vibe!

Aquarius: Things are going so smoothly it scares you. This is normal. It really is fine, though. I’d like to tell you to enjoy it, but we both know you’re going to question it no matter what! EVERYTHING IS GOOD, and that’s your karma. At least try to embrace it. Use sandlewood to ease the overthinking.

Leo: You’ll have to show a softer side of yourself soon. It’ll be necessary for you to progress in the situation. Be yourself, of course, but sometimes people need to see that you care. The see the loyalty but they want to see the humbled side of you too. Look for crows for a sign or message.

Libra: All things considered, you’ve worked for what you have. Your independence has been earned. Someone is going to feel like you aren’t sharing the load and makes them feel a bit out of the loop. Maybe even a bit offended that you aren’t sharing the load. Explain to them that this is how you do things. They will understand with time. Use fruity fragrances in the house to keep the conversation from turning into an argument.

Gemini: This heaven that your in isn’t reality and you’re alright with that. You would rather this be whimsical than a real thing that you would have to commit to. Make sure you’re both on the same page though. Don’t want someone falling too hard when you’re not there to catch them. Wear red 😉 .

Virgo: Keep all this information to yourself. You will find out something rather important and it’s not the time to speak of it. No gossip. No secrets. Tell no one! This seems a bit serious. Keep your eyes open and mouth shut. You’ll know what I mean. Don’t wear headphones while out either.

Taurus: The ending isn’t always bad, and sometimes it’s long overdue. You will feel the tension rise out of you with this goodbye. You never realized how heavy it was. Breathe. You need a break. Take one. Watch old movies and stay in your pajamas. Turn off that phone too.

Scorpio: When the tough gets going you have the answer. You may feel everyone running to you for advice or a shoulder to cry on or someone to vent to. This is all fine and is happening because you are like a beacon in this Pisces season of emotions that no one can handle. Except you! A fellow water sign who isn’t quite the same as Pisces but also knows what’s up. Help out a friend, but draw boundaries so they don’t drive you crazy. Wear bright colors. (and listen to that old high school music)

Today was springy horoscopes, and hopes of it raining where ever the hell ya are!

I want to catch up with some horoscopes for today. I also want to talk about Pisces season and dreaming! We should all be writing down our dreams and taking note of what they may be trying to tell us. I have been dreaming about my grandmothers house since I can remember. Now, sadly, it’s been condemned for a few years. I am thinking about going back and taking a look around but I know it will just disappoint me, seeing as the last person who lived there was a mess and the city had to come in and make them clean up. She always kept her house so neat. I mean, you could eat off the floors. So I could imagine what she would think now. She prided herself on her home. Inside and out.

Lately the dreams I’ve been having have really been vivid and detailed. I’m dreaming of things I didn’t even remember. The way the china cabinet would rattle when you walked past. The individual pictures and nick-knacks on the walls. Little things like the way her carpet felt on my feet and the shoe racks in her closet. Things I forgot even existed.

Pisces season is all about dreaming and intuition. The way we just know things. The known ending of a cycle. The reassuring closing of a door. I will do a horoscope and add in what you need to be watching for in your dreams. Something to pay attention to. Remember to always log your dreams (if you’re the type to remember them). Keep a journal and write down even bits and pieces that you can remember. Our dreams are usually forgotten as soon as we rise out of bed. Try and write them down before you get up.

Pisces: It’s your season so let’s start with you! Long overdue crying session beginning in 5..4..3.. You are a hot mess express and that’s alright! Hang a do not disturb sign on the door and let it out honey. Sing, cry, sleep, release. It’ll pass, but only after you’ve let it all go. Dream message: Look for stars. Either in the sky or symbols.

Leo: You feel like you’re the only one awake while everyone is sleeping! Remind everyone that you can not carry all the weight. You need a break too. You may have to just take your break and let them fend for themselves. Dream message: pay attention to death/starvation in your dreams. Not to say that anyone is going to die, but their is some significance to it. Pay attention.

Libra: 6 of Pentacles! Just when you think you’ve gotten ahead with money, here comes the wolves with their hands out. Pay what you need to, keep what you can. No sharing. Spend what’s left (if any) on yourself. You deserve it. Dream message: pay attention to the color green. It will highlight what you need to see in your dreams.

Taurus: You can’t hide under your work. Pisces season is here to bring all that undergrowth to the light. Overworking feels good in your wallet and money really does bring you happiness, BUT it doesn’t take away fro the fact that your feelings are hurt. If work is helping you cope, work. Make sure it really is though. Take a minute to really body scan and see what you need. Dream message: trees.

Capricorn: Settle down. The tension is way too high. Get back to an old hobby. No use dwelling on what’s going on right now. Distance yourself. Work on something. It’ll pass. Dream message: Bridges.

Aquarius: Money coming in. Don’t forget to be generous. Treat others before yourself or you may feel guilty. Dream message: Birds.

Cancer: true crab mode. You will somewhat embarrass yourself and go into hiding. Laugh it off. You’re the only one who will remember it in a few days. Don’t allow it to isolate you. Dream message: driving. Where are you going? What’s the car like? Is it dark or light out? Pay attention to dreams about cars.

Gemini: Dream weaver! You’ve been on point lately and you’ve noticed everything two beats ahead. Use it to your advantage and while they work, relax. Theirs beauty in all the work you put in babe! Dream message: water. Pay attention to anything to do with water in your dreams.

Sagittarius: Get organized. Don’t let this opportunity slip away out of procrastination. Use those arrows to to shoot your intentions and get to work! Dream message: Pay attention to the faces in your dreams. They may surprise you.

Aries: Big masculine energy! Getting things done like a boss! Their isn’t anything you can’t do! Take time for short breaks so you don’t burn out. Dream message: slow motion. Are you running slow? Are you fighting slow? Pay attention. It’s slowing down to show you something.

Scorpio: Don’t jump the gun! It’s too soon to react. You’ll end up looking like a fool. Stop and listen first. Gather your information (calm down) and present your facts in a calm way. It will be WAY more effective! Dream message: music. What do you wake up singing?

Virgo: You’re missing the details. Slow down and pay attention to the little things. You’re missing the best part. The FEELING! The flow of a beautiful day. The feeling of the wind, of love, of passion. Forget the big stuff for now. Listen to the energy around you. Dream message: fruit. Fruit trees or rotten fruit. It’s all a message. Listen to it!

If you need any help with dream interpretation, I can definitely help! It’s kind of my thing 🙂

Today it was horoscopes and dreamy Pisces season advise. I hope it’s raining wherever you are in the world!

Welcome! We are now 2 days into the first retrograde of 2020. Their has been a death in my family so you will have to excuse my lack of enthusiasm. I wanted to dig into this. Seeing as spring is nearing and things will soon be springing back to life. Blooming and making the world vibrant. We must allow this down time to focus on inner growth. Just like the trees and plants. We must go within, find the source, and nurture it for a season.

Death is so important. It’s the only thing we will EVER be 100% sure of. I have always felt like death was so close to me. Like it lives right in the back of my neck. Waiting. Reminding me that it could happen at any minute. It has seemed to follow me in that way since I can remember. It’s not so much a case of hypochondria, just the feeling of it being there. Almost taking on a whole personality and gender. Not as easy to explain but I’m sure you follow.

I’ve felt the coldness and presence of death and I’ve experienced birth (6 times!). It seems to be so much in the same how we start and finish this life. Or maybe we don’t die at all. Maybe we go dormant like the trees? All I know is, I need a drink and some horoscopes. We should do a death and birth horoscope. Yeah? We’ll do an animal/tree/plant/ friend for support too.

Leo: You always seem to be first in line! Your Death card: Ace of Cups. It’s time to stop creating problems in your mind and overthinking. You already knew that but now I’m telling you. Let it go. It’s good. Your birth card: King of Cups. Work on a sturdy foundation with your emotions. Be loving and sensitive but find the balance of having it under control. Animal friend: Fox.

Aries: All the fire! Your death card is: 9 of Cups. Time to break down the walls. You have some explaining to do and it’ll only be completely understood if you just let it all out. At least it’ll be out in the open. Your birth card:King of Pentacles. You’ll realize, after you’ve spilled your guts, that you should have done this months ago! You will gain the support you didn’t even know you craved. Suddenly everything feels whole. It’s good. Your animal friend: Goat. Or a Capricorn 🙂

Sagittarius: Hiding out? Your death card: remember you are meant to be the peacemaker. You aren’t built to be the judge. It’s not in your fiery soul. You are just burning bridges. Your birth card: Knight of Wands. Bring that fire! Start a new adventure. You’ve been pent up too long. Time to plan! Plant friend: Hibiscus. Makes a great tea!

After a brief crying session I think Pisces is next. I’m jealous of the amount of depth that’s in you. You seem almost never ending. It’s beautiful. Your death card: 6 of Pentacles. You need to stop being so generous with your money. Charity is one thing, but you can’t buy someone’s affection or attention. If they don’t give you what you need freely (especially without sex), forget it. You deserve better. Your birth card: Justice. Start being picky. Raise your standards. Call people out instead of letting them go on believing they’ve done nothing wrong. Find your voice again. Plant friend: Pumpkin.

Cancer: Seasonal depression. I feel you. Your death card: 5 of Swords. Don’t worry guys, I’ll clean up! NO! That’s over. They should be held accountable for their own shit! It’as not your fault they havent done their work. Don’t clean up after slobs. Birth card: King of Wands. You will be coming into a place of power soon. Don’t let them catch you with your head down. Come summer. Work hard until then. Animal friend: lizard/lion.

Scorpio: Emptiness. I’m sorry. Your death card: 3 of Cups in reverse. You don’t have many friends. You can’t trust anyone anymore. They’ve all disappointed you. Let the,m go. Their will be new friends. Trustworthy ones. Birth card: 8 of Pentacles. Werk werk werk. It’s a good distraction. New job opportunities arise this coming month. Plant friend: peach.

Capricorn: Your death card: The Hermit. Come on out into the world! This is like a birth card for your death card! Find the light at the end of the tunnel and climb out of that bitch! Your birth card: The Sun in reverse. A contradiction. Climb out of the tunnel. Things are going to keep crashing down, but at least you won’t be so far under the pile. A rough Mercury Retrograde ahead. Take caution and be careful of accidental fires. Animal friend: Rabbit.

Virgo: Busy Busy. Your death card: Knight of Pentacles. Stop waiting to be told to do something. You could literally run the whole damn show, yet you wait to be directed. STOP! Your birth card: The Magician. Time to stop waiting for them to tell you what to do and start running the show. We all know you are capable of it. You have all the know-how and tools you need. Get going! Tree friend: Sassafras.

Taurus: Love is in the air!!! Death card: 7 of Swords. lose the trust issues. Lose the overthinking. Lose the iea of buying someones love. Birth card: The fool! Be more foolish! Run before you walk. Have fun. Take risks. This love is where you’re supposed to be! Why be so worried about something that hasn’t even happen? Animal friend: The turtle.

Gemini: Why you mad? Death card: Page of Pentacles. Don’t be young and naive. You know better. Their is a bigger picture here that you’re ignoring for your own selfishness. They can’t always be at your beck-and-call. Birth card: 7 of Swords. Sometimes you can’t be center stage. Sometimes you have to be the one in the crowd cheering them on. I know it’s not your scene, but be supportive. Animal friend:

Libra: Your death card: Temperance. Stop being so damn nice! You are going to be a door mat if you aren’t careful. Your birth card: The Lovers in Reverse. Put the relationship aside and use this time to get out from underneath people and find your freedom again. Plan a drive to the country all by yourself. Animal friend: Deer.

Aquarius: Your death card: 7 of Pentacles in reverse. Stop using work as a day-dreaming session. Are you really putting in your best effort? Your birth card: 10 of Pentacles. Embrace the family life. Let them know how much you care. You don’t realize it, but you have been more distant than usual with them. Plant friend: holly.

Today it was horoscopes and such. I hope it’s raining.