Okay, I’m tired. But I feel like this is necessary. I’m going to jump right in cus I can’t think of anything to say… I do feel like everyone needs to check on the Virgos. They don’t know what to do with the flood of emotions that’s coming through. Be there for them. And after writing all of these, check on your Taurus friends as well.
Libra: Happy almost Birthday! We need to get your mind right for the next two weeks. Work on letting things go and don’t fuck with any strangers right now. They are not to be trusted. Stick to people you already know. When I say strangers, I mean, don’t be going out looking for some strange! It’s not a good time to be meeting new people for you. So, get your head right (it never takes you more than a couple of days to bounce back from a funk) and dance. NO new friends!
Single Scorpio: Somebody is finally going to unleash the freak in you! And it’s about gotdamn time! Oh plot twist, it’s the one you have been friend zoning cus you THINK they don’t have what it takes. Trust me, they do, and they have been waiting for you to give them a try so they can blow your mind.
In a relationship Scorpio: Things are finally starting to calm down with you and that someone. Looks like their have been some heated arguments. Or at least, you have been aggressively arguing with them in your head and don’t want to say it out loud cus it’s too petty to argue about so you just sit there and sulk… Put all that rage into sex. If you can do anything, it’s take a heated situation and make it steamy (water sign).
Sagittarius: Speaking of sex, are you out there? I know it’s been a while but, don’t forget to remind them that they are here for a good time, not a long time. Things get too comfortable and you might just dip. I know it’s been on your mind. Guilt can make you, of all the signs, stay in a relationship because you don’t want to see them hurt. You can have love for somebody and not be in love babe. Either way, you need to get yours.
Virgo: Happy STILL your birthday! How you doing? Not feeling like yourself at all because the emotions are hard to handle while you are trying to process them. Ok, take the time to cry or be upset, THEN think about why you were that way and what to do. I want to say “just let it out and don’t think about it” but you don’t work that way. So allow yourself time to feel the feels.. then make a list of what could be going on with you or making you feel this way.
Aries: People are clinging to you because they envy your easy going lifestyle and want to mimic that but really it’s just getting on your nerves cus they can’t hang! And on a totally different note, looks like someone close to you is going to be going through a loss pretty soon. Be their for them. You are likely the only person they want to talk to.
Pisces: Keep going! You are almost there. I know it doesn’t feel like it, but you are almost where you need to be in divine timing! Now is NOT a time for path change. Stay in the lane you are in and things are about to work out in your favor!
Gemini: Maybe they don’t understand what you meant? Maybe they don’t understand YOU? Maybe you read the signals wrong? All I know is, I’ve never seen you so confused and mind fucked. Take a few steps back. Ignore them, and see what happens. I feel like they are being entertained by the chase game with you and that’s childish shit, but that’s an Aquarius opinion. Ghost them for a minute, see what they do.
Cancer: Check on the Virgos! You are able to relate to them on a level nobody else can. Talk them off the ledge and then some good home cooking. Stay inside for the next couple weeks. You are too nice a human to be out in this hateful ass world right now. Invite friends over, make a feast, and live your best life INSIDE the shell for a couple weeks.
Leo: You hiding for? I see you. What have you been up to? These petty games have got you into a rut hu? I know it seemed cute at first but now you made the wrong one fall in love with you And they WILL blow your cover! OOF karma is making your bed tonight. You have got to shit or get off the pot! (Sorry so harsh but it was a strong reading and, believe it or not, I watered it down to about 50 proof so…) Get your mind right or get out of these “relationships”. Same goes for addictions, not just relationships.
Capricorn: Jeez, stressed out much? You give things so much power over you. Look, from the outside we see someone stressing over nothing. But only you know the importance of what you are doing. Since I’ve never been able to understand Capricorns ( and I’m dominant Capricorn) I’m going to say this: You need a day, a WHOLE ASS DAY, where you hang out with friends. ONLY friends. If you don’t put some space between you and this “project”, (Which now I’m thinking is a person) you are going to spoil a good thing. BACK OFF!
Taurus: Finally the dust settles and you see what’s left to be swept up from the wreckage. Scary, the things you can survive. Even though your heart is heavy, people still rely on you. I know it’s hard to be strong. And all you want if for someone to take the wheel and let you rest, but this is your bridge to cross. Life lessons. Call me if you need me, okay?
Aquarius: I saved you for last cus your life is boring right now! No new sparks, no excitement, no heat! I know it’s boring but now is a time to read, to study the things you love. To open your mind to the knowledge that you love! How long has it been since you watched a documentary and taken notes? Get that notebook out! Enjoy the peace while it lasts.
