Yo! Long Time No See!
Whats up witches and muggles?! I’m back (she says in here creepy hag voice) with some horoscopes for your dark souls!!! I want to start with… what in hell is the matter with 2020 (she asked in her Blanche Devereaux voice)?! We are shifting into what seems to be the great awakening and it’s bloody fooking beautiful! I want to say how utterly proud I am of the generation behind me! You are doing the damn thing and giving this world the makeover it needs! I’m not even shitting you right now, I went to Chipotle and got me a little snacky snack and the adorable girl working there was like, yo, I have an extra reusable straw in my purse if you need one ( she noticed me not using a straw i guess) and I was like girl… you gone change the world! I love yall!
So before I cry, grab you some smoke and some water and lets do these horoscopes!!! As she shuffles the cards…..
Aries: You are getting mad crazy over things because you are trying to find a reason to leave. You DO NOT need a REASON to leave. you are aloud to just not be feeling it anymore, and move on without burning someones house down! It’s okay to be over it. You don’t need an excuse. So stop searching for one and just bounce. They’ll get over it. (jeeez harsh?) Okay so your animal messenger is the black bird. Spell for you is to spend some time alone outside to ground yourself, preferably under or near pine trees. Magical color: pearl!
Pisces: Gentle with yourself. You re doing your best. And you know what, you don’t even have to be doing your best all the time. You can do half-assed your best, or nothing at all. It’s all okay! Remember this when you are beating yourself up. You are enough. Pisces are for dreaming anyways. Leave all the “doing” for Leo and Virgo! Animal messenger: ginger cat! Spell: rose bath. Magical color: Turkish blue.
Taurus: Money coming in! careful to remember what you have already dedicated portions of it to. Make a list a head of time. You will have plenty left! ( For those of you with a Sagittarius moon.. watch for people with sticky hands! you are too trusting!) Animal messenger: Box turtle. Spell: get a tattoo or piece of art for your home! ( not a spell but okay) Magical color: charcoal.
Leo: When you walk into the room everyone is quiet.. why? It’s because everyone is talking about you babe! You have been doing extra good lately and they are jealous of that (as usual right?). Don’t let them make you feel guilty! You work for what you’ve got! Flaunt it if you want Queen! Animal messenger: snake (this is the time for you to be exploring the Kundalini after the lions gate) Spell: practice awakening the Kundalini. Magical color: Sangria red.
Aquarius: What can I say.. you are awkward. You get a lot of shit for it but it’s because most are on a different level that you. You ever wonder why you see some people stressing over something that seems so silly and irrelevant to you? It’s because you aren’t even in the same time-space as them. Not to say an Aquarius is “better” than anyone, you just operate with a different set of machinery (as she winks)! Animal messenger: The crow (if seen, shift your thought and energy, maybe even physically shift). Spell: Study and master a new subject! Magical color: Cannonball grey!
Virgo: If you let yourself stop and think a while, you could pinpoint what is making you so anxious and sad. Depression is easy when a Virgo can’t communicate face to face. I know you are known for being anti-social, but without socialization, you feel like you lose your place or purpose. So slow down, take some deep breathes and listen to your body. Ask it what it needs. Animal messenger: mouse. Spell: meditation. Magical color: phoenix sand.
Scorpio: You will receive some startling news (in about 5 days). So be prepared. It’s unclear if it’s good or bad I’m sorry. But my advice is to breath before you answer the phone! The number 6 is involved somehow also…so watch for that too. Hell, make it spicy and play the #6 loto ticket at the checkout of the gas station! Who knows! But practice gratitude over the next 4 days! Animal messenger: possum. Spell: burn bay leaves by your bed at night giving thanks for the day. ( You can get them whole at the grocery in the spices isle.) Magical color: emberglow.
Cancer: You are busy doing your own thing lately. Not a lot of want for company or interaction. Allow yourself this time for at least the next week. Cancer’s battery is extremely low during the lions gate (8/8) so take this time out to recharge and prepare for what’s to come, which looks like a trip. You will need your strength for it! Animal messenger: pit bull. Spell: coal pieces (like from a fire) and some salt mixed together in your window would be good, you seem pretty vulnerable to energies right now too. Protect your space. Magical color: wood grain (not a color, i know).
Capricorn: It isn’t too good to be true, you are just worrying too much. IT’s okay to be happy you know!! Don’t fuck it up by over thinking! That is all! Enjoy a good thing while you have it! Don’t worry about the future! Live in the NOW! Animal messenger: Kittens! New life everywhere! Spell: practice a ritual for giving thanks! Make bread! magical color: forest green.
Sagittarius: When life gives you lemons! I want you to take every SINGLE opportunity offered to you for the next 5-8 days! Divine timing could not be better for you right now! Do all the things!!!! Animal messenger: turkey. Magical color: sapphire.
Gemini: Keeping your opinions to yourself right now would be a good idea! Everything you say may be real, but most are too sensitive for you right now and you may lose some friends and loved ones over it. Just listen for now and be supportive! It’s no time for criticism. Animal messenger: the deer. Magical color: gingerbread.
Libra: You have gotten yourself into an entanglement! HA! I only make light of it because you do! But listen, the other person isn’t. You better cut it off now unless you are willing to commit. Fair warning! I love you! Animal messenger: fish. Magical color: clay.
I hope it’s rainy wherever the hell you are! I love all 2 of you!
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